Friday, August 31, 2012
Murder murder murder! It's all murder when you murder with murder!
You can murder here or you can murder there!
Well, maybe murder is a little harsh. Wait no - this is a NINJA we're talkin' about! We all know he drinks murder like a fine wine.
Tuesday, August 28, 2012
Straight outta the 90's comes Snake Eyes v4! Well, this is a recreation of the guy, anyway. Love 'em or hate 'em, you gotta love 'em! 'Cause you know: What's wrong with you? LOVE HIM.
You can read it here, or you can read it there!
Monday, August 27, 2012
Time for another Alexx Shorts! If you squint really hard I think you can see this as Duke, but why would you do that? There are so many Dukes out there already - let this guy be someone else!
Read this at Joebattlelines or Joesightings NOW.
Thursday, August 23, 2012
Nick TMNT: THE KRAAAAAAAAAANG - Wait, There's More Than One? They Don't All Sound Like Classic Krang, Do They?
Saturday, August 18, 2012
As you're all well aware, Michelangelo is a party dude. It is explicitly stated in the 80's opening theme song, and displayed with Mike's approval by his screaming "PARTAAAAYY!" while performing a most righteous breakdancing backspin. Michelangelo in a nutshell, folks. Let's party.
Thursday, August 16, 2012
Hehe...nard. Anyway, here's the real leader of the group, Leonardo! Ya'll know him as the guy with the swords, but this figure's extra accessories really tailor to the name "ninja." This guy may be my favorite of the four!
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Robots? Humans? Doesn't matter! They've always been the backbone of the Foot Clan - and by "backbone" I mean having them broken - so you know there's gona be a fight whenever these mooks are around. Er...there's gona be fight that's completely out of their favor, I mean.
What's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle toyline without a guy covered in blades called Shredder? Nothin'! That's what. So here we go! If there's a TMNT toyline, then I'm gona buy a Shredder. I'd like to, anyway. There were a ton of great Shredders over the years, but most of them were back in the day when I had to ask my parents for 'em and...you know, happen to catch the figures in the store. For instance, I never found Super Shredder! Dunno why I never ran into him (or why I would want a guy that was around for a few minutes before being crushed under a dock and a massive end-movie "cowabunga.")